An alternative to Big Brother?

(Linda’s first blog entry)
Well we are certainly getting our farmyard education. Keith the farmer called to say he was going down to see the stallion tonight did we want to come. Sure Richard said, see you at 6pm. Being complete townies hadn’t realised it was to take Lucy to be covered for next year. She’d only given birth to her colt Sean (Linda’s naming) 9 days ago! Lucy got taken into the enclosure and the stallion was brought out. Good looking horse, fawn colour with black boots and a black mane. Foreplay was a nuzzle and some gnashing of teeth together, then it was a quick wham bam thank you mam – sound familiar… Lucy stood perfectly still and took her medicine. By the time we left there were another 2 horseboxes lining up outside and we passed another one on the way – that stallion was in for a good night!