Country life

Think I can probably add “farm labourer” to my cv now. Over the last six months I have helped feed, care for and generally deal with cows & calves, sheep and lambs, ponies and foals, donkeys, dogs, geese and ducks. In addition I have shovelled the copious amounts of sh*t that they produce when they have been kept inside for any reason. By a conservative estimate I have probably shifted more than a ton of the stuff. Still my ex-colleagues would probably tell you that I should be an expert as I spent a lot of my working life dealing with the same stuff in a different form.