Husband Creche

On Wednesday afternoon, stuck in a queue of traffic in Tipperary, I saw this sign in goldblock lettering on a dark green background on the wall of a pub.

"HUSBAND CRECHE"

Does your husband get in the way when you go shopping?

Why not leave him with us so you can enjoy yourself.

Skysports on big screen and other entertainments.

No charge - just pay his bar bill when you collect him!

All I have to do now is persuade Linda that she wants to shop in Tipperary!